Binko’s Page

Binko wrote a guest post here on the blog and her writing, literally, left everyone wanting more.  After much begging from all of us, Binko has decided that she does have some things to say and will appear on the main blog as well as her own corner of it.

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wineinmyglass July 21, 2011 at 10:42 am

Binko August 2, 2011 at 6:44 am
YES!!!! You win a pan of Edna Mae’s fabulous escalloped cabbage!!! Post yer addy, okay?

Euphoria July 21, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Yay!!!! This is excellent news! Binko is amazing.

Kristina July 21, 2011 at 1:09 pm

mw July 22, 2011 at 8:43 am
More Binko, please! She’s wonderful!!!

MOV July 23, 2011 at 3:03 pm
oh, I am going to be camping out over here with my virtual tent in Cyberinterwebworld to get a teensy glimpse of Binko’s greatness. Pull up your fully-stocked cooler and join me, I brought my special picnic blanket and everything (I ironed it, too– I am an obsessive Virgo).

loveyou Binko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kait July 26, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Did you get your picnic blanket at the store with the big ORANGE bags?
I read that piece of yours and would love to know who has orange bags, Canadian don’t cha you know?

MOV July 27, 2011 at 11:47 pm
made up the orange bags, was referring to Sur La Table, a great store. 🙂

Kait July 29, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Oh, see? I really pictured you with these HUGE orange bags trying to sneak past your boss in the “high end kitchen store”. LOL.

Binko August 2, 2011 at 6:41 am
I hope you’ve stored all of your picnic goodies in little plastic disposable containers. And labeled them with a Sharpie.


MOV August 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm
duh! obviously! (but not like Pioneer Whore’s messy writing, Virgos only do calligraphy)

poppy July 26, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Seventh! Capricorn here, happily joining y’all on the picnic blanket to watch the Binko fireworks. 🙂 Chug-a-lug!

MOV August 2, 2011 at 4:05 pm
ooh, I like that. I wish I would’ve come up with the fireworks line.

poppy August 2, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Let’s be friends!

MOV August 2, 2011 at 9:51 pm
oh, girlfriend, we already are. =) double smiley

Cat, Chaps and Emma July 29, 2011 at 9:45 am
Funny how something as small as a tab on a header can make someone’s day! Yeah Binko! I am sooooooooooooooooo excited!

Binko August 2, 2011 at 6:40 am
Me tooooooooooooo!!!!! Thanks, Cat!!!!

Kait July 29, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Helloooooo Binko. Where is that sour cream horror story? Hope all is well and the sour cream enchiladas didn’t lay you up for a week.

Binko August 2, 2011 at 6:37 am
Hi Kait! I just noticed the comments on this page, duh! I have been finalizing the sour cream enchilada adventure. I write it much much too long so I’m trying to figure out what to cut, LOL. I did upload a story on how I got rid of the foul cabbage, and PWS will be posting that this week. The sour cream story is pretty damn funny, if you can get past the look and taste of the dang thing.

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