First time?

It occurred to me this morning when I woke up at 3:47 dreading the upcoming cattle-moving season because I’d sort of forgotten all about it even though we’ve been doing it for like 14 years now….. no wait, that’s like the stupidest thing to post EVER.

Ahem.

Anyway, it actually did occur to me that if a person landed on this site for the first time they might dismiss it pretty quickly without realizing that there’s been some really informative shit go down here! And some drunken funny shit too.

So I compiled a little list of some of the posts that stood out to me and thought I’d share.
If you’re really curious what’s on my mind or you’re just bored to death, you might find enlightenment with one of these.

• Breastfeeding a dinosaur here.  No, I’m not making that shit up.
• Millions from the government for those horses?  Yep!
• Ree loves to call her brother retarded, until she got famous that is.
• We had a kegger one Friday night and went through her old typepad blog finding examples of what a stuck up snob she is – then she deleted all the links. What. An. Ass.
• Possible mob connections. Just kidding.  But grandaddy sure did act like a Gotti!
• I’m pretty sure I was drunk when I posted this one.
• More about Mike – and I was proved wrong for the first time EVAH.
• I was definitely drunk when I posted this Bloggy Giveaway.  Good times.
• I called Ladd a fucking liar.  Mustangs are VERY good business.
• I wasn’t drunk but I did make a sexual reference to the Drummonds screwing their neighbors.
• Here’s where I decided I am part of your Healing Process.  I can’t remember if I was drunk for this one or not but probably yes.
• P-Dub commits a fatal cooking mistake.  Literally.
• Karen got drunk and channeled Ree for you.
• Ree’s playing Marketing Games and you’re along for the ride!
• Ree screws her friend and reader favorite, Mrs. G.
• I address being called a “hater site”.

Martha July 18, 2011 at 9:52 pm

I told myself I wasn’t going to do this, but sometimes I can’t help myself.

Big deal if she makes tons of money! More power to her. She has seemed to set the bar for food blogging and has taken it to a whole new level. If I had her money and fame I’d have people helping me out all day long too! Who wouldn’t!? Look! She inspired you! Those who judge are defining themselves. Which I just judged you….

Anyway, I think you should check out this website, you might benefit. Just judged you again…opps!

http://www.aa.org

PWSux July 19, 2011 at 6:08 am

LOL! Clearly you haven’t actually read anything here. It’s not about her making tons of money Martha.

Debbie July 19, 2011 at 6:35 am

It’s so sad when people don’t see what is right in front of them.

Kristina July 19, 2011 at 7:43 am

Martha,

I’m so proud of you for outing yourself as an aa member. That was so brave. I’m sure as you work through the process of the understanding of addiction, you will see the reasons why the outright lies on PW’s sight are a hazard to your recovery.

Thank you for sharing with us, and keep us posted on your health!

Martha July 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm

HA! Just because I send an AA link doesn’t mean I’m a member. Funny stuff people. Thanks for the entertainment.

Kristina July 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Then why would you post a link, if you aren’t a member? What was your point, exactly? How would you know that we might benefit from aa if you were not very familiar with the site you post?

And then, when you wrote” Those who judge are defining themselves..”; I certainly thought you were telling us about the reason you posted the aa link, as I did when you put:”I told myself I wasn’t going to do this, but sometimes I can’t help myself.”

It would seem that you are on this site, crying out for help.We applaud your reaching out to us, in way you never could on PW, and although we only really deal specifically with helping the the obsessive-compulsive Reebots, I’m sure there are many places on the net that will help you with your issues.

Take care,

Kristina

Mee Mee July 19, 2011 at 3:17 pm

“She has seemed to set the bar for food blogging and has taken it to a whole new level.” That is a pretty low damn bar. I think most actual food bloggers would take exception to your statement.

AND if you are going to make your “So what?” statement at least READ a few of the posts on this blog and find out exactly what our beef with PW is.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-Mark Twain …sometimes you should really go with your first instinct.

btw – is there some shReeple conspiracy to spam all the pages?

Kait July 19, 2011 at 3:57 pm

“btw – is there some shReeple conspiracy to spam all the pages?”
Sometimes I wonder. Seems they are searching for something about PW and end up here, then deny they were looking for something about her to start with.

I find it amusing that “martha” thinks we are all alcoholics. If she read this website and all it’s ensuing comments, she would realize we are anything but. What a twit.

Cat, Chaps and Emma July 19, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Interesting, UnReel OK Housewife privately e-mailed me once or twice. I figured out from her e-mail that her name was Martha….and a lot more! Wonder if this Martha is one and the same?

I for one think that Martha needs a stiff one!

Barbara Louise August 11, 2011 at 9:30 am

So…. I am new to this site… and I just spent 3.5 hours of my work day reading your posts…. OMG I love it, couldn’t pull me away from it!

I used to be a PW follower until I realized there was no way this was some “common folk” housewife living day by day… when I couldn’t keep up with her recipes, I realized something was up, then there was the remodeling of the guest house etc… and I was disappointed… it’s not real, it’s what I wish could be real if I was a millionaire too.

BUT now I have your page to obsess over and I have to tell you, you are frickn’ FUNNY! Good times…. Ok now back to work…