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Just what the hell’s going on around here?  Who am I to question anything about the sweetest little down home rancher’s wife that ever graced this earth?  How dare I?

Well let me tell you, I followed Ree Drummond’s lil blog for a couple years but it sure didn’t take me long before I realized something – she’s full of shit.  That’s right.  Full. Of. Shit.  She aint no down home rancher’s wife dear reader, nope, not one bit.  She doesn’t write.  She doesn’t provide decent content.  She does absolutely nothing original except combine pictures with recipes with self-depreciating humor (which, btw Honey, we all KNOW you don’t mean) like the prom queen that made fun of herself in front of the geeks so they’d like her, and she throws in give-aways to boot.  Nothing original at all. 

In fact, if you ignored the following themes from her:

• We KNOW you’re a middle child
• We KNOW you call your brother retarded
• We KNOW you are a sex kitten for your husband
• We KNOW all the hired hands make fun of you but secretly want to fuck you
• We KNOW your kids are homeschooled, perfect, drive the truck, ride the horses, came out of your womb
• We KNOW your uterus contracts when you see babies
• We KNOW you carry your camera around to avoid work and stay in the truck
• We KNOW you make a mess when you cook
• We KNOW you live in the middle of nowhere
• We KNOW, dear God do we ever know, that you like to take pictures of the damn dog
• We KNOW your publisher flew you all over the country on a book tour
• We KNOW you shop at the Walmarts

…… then I submit you’d have absolutely no reason to ever go back to her site because that, dear reader, sums up her blog.  Possibly an addition or two, but not really.  Boring.  Really, seriously boring shit.  Same old photoshopped pics for the same old posts.

So here’s the mission.  All the cool kids get a Sux.  Rachel Ray, Survivor, you name it and they’ve got one.  So you knew that sooner or later PW would get one too.  We’ll explore over here.  We’ll dissect her content to find the heart of it.  We’ll poke fun and we’ll expose just how fucking stupid all her sheeple followers are.

It’s gonna be a fun ride.

JOY H. March 18, 2011 at 8:23 pm

ou are TOTALLY RIGHT & TOTALLY AWESOME!!! And that voice??? Why do they even let her speak???!?!?

mel March 21, 2011 at 5:28 am

You seem to spend quite a bit of energy identifying and expressing opinions about things you think suck.

What is it that you DO like?

Anything? Anyone?

Just curious.

PWSux March 21, 2011 at 6:36 am

Of course I like stuff but this blog isn’t for discussing that – for me – so I do it elsewhere.

Completely Ree-diculous! March 25, 2011 at 10:14 am

I see you haven’t gotten today’s post review up but you must take a look at the most recent “Confessions” entry. While the entire Northeastern part of Oklahoma has been under a BURN BAN (!!!yes, I live here), Ree’s crew was out BURNING land. And here is the kicker — their fire “got away” when the wind “picked up”. JEEEE – SUS, the wind has been blowing 40 mph all week. I need to burn my pastures too, but I somehow manage to follow burn bans and not endanger my entire community!!

Warren March 31, 2011 at 9:29 am

“I followed Ree Drummond’s lil blog for a couple years but it sure didn’t take me long before I realized something…”

Wait a minute. You say you followed Ree Drummond’s blog for a couple of years but it didn’t take you long to realize she’s full of shit? Sounds to me like it took you two years to realize that. Two years is a long time.

PWSux March 31, 2011 at 9:43 am

Are you confused Warren? It didn’t take me long to realize she’s full of shit but I didn’t say I didn’t still go look at her blog, hell I still look at it today, it amuses me and provides me with great fodder. :O Maybe we’re neighbors? Maybe I’m married to her brother? Maybe I was just bored at my job on the computer and took a look? Who knows and who cares?

Angela March 31, 2011 at 11:44 am

PWSux – It would make sense if you were related to her somehow because your hatred seems very personal.

PWSux March 31, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I don’t hate her at all. I rant about her “brand” but I don’t hate her. OR her brand for that matter.

nanne March 31, 2011 at 5:46 pm

i started reading the pw blog, i guess, about 2 or 3 years ago.

back then, it was a basic housewife-looking-for-something-to-do-while-being -a-housewife kind of entity. it was amusing and fun to read.

i would be interested in somehow tracking how, when & why her little typepad blog exploded. it would be cool to see a timeline chronicling (with illustrations of chaps & asses & dogs & kithenaid mixers & flowy tops & e.t. children, etc) events from her beginnings to what she is now.

i’m too webtally challenged to do it.

i’m too lazy and to do it. hint, hint.

nanne March 31, 2011 at 5:48 pm

see how spastic my computer abilities are???? check the above post.

janew July 26, 2011 at 5:39 pm

dont you have anything better to do with your time? this is horrible.Mee Mee July 26, 2011 at 6:07 pm

*shouts over shoulder* REE!!! One of the sheeple got loose again! Better tell Ladd to repair that dang ol’ fence!