Just what the hell’s going on around here? Who am I to question anything about the sweetest little down home rancher’s wife that ever graced this earth? How dare I?
Well let me tell you, I followed Ree Drummond’s lil blog for a couple years but it sure didn’t take me long before I realized something – she’s full of shit. That’s right. Full. Of. Shit. She aint no down home rancher’s wife dear reader, nope, not one bit. She doesn’t write. She doesn’t provide decent content. She does absolutely nothing original except combine pictures with recipes with self-depreciating humor (which, btw Honey, we all KNOW you don’t mean) like the prom queen that made fun of herself in front of the geeks so they’d like her, and she throws in give-aways to boot. Nothing original at all.
In fact, if you ignored the following themes from her:
- We KNOW you’re a middle child
- We KNOW you call your brother retarded
- We KNOW you are a sex kitten for your husband
- We KNOW all the hired hands make fun of you but secretly want to fuck you
- We KNOW your kids are homeschooled, perfect, drive the truck, ride the horses, came out of your womb
- We KNOW your uterus contracts when you see babies
- We KNOW you carry your camera around to avoid work and stay in the truck
- We KNOW you make a mess when you cook
- We KNOW you live in the middle of nowhere
- We KNOW, dear God do we ever know, that you like to take pictures of the damn dog
- We KNOW your publisher flew you all over the country on a book tour
- We KNOW you shop at the Walmarts
…… then I submit you’d have absolutely no reason to ever go back to her site because that, dear reader, sums up her blog. Possibly an addition or two, but not really. Boring. Really, seriously boring shit. Same old photoshopped pics for the same old posts.
So here’s the mission. All the cool kids get a Sux. Rachel Ray, Survivor, you name it and they’ve got one. So you knew that sooner or later PW would get one too. We’ll explore over here. We’ll dissect her content to find the heart of it. We’ll poke fun and we’ll expose just how fucking stupid all her sheeple followers are.
It’s gonna be a fun ride.